The Zodiac Crimes

"The Zodiac Crimes"
Batman episode
Episode no. Season 2
Episode 71
Directed by Oscar Rudolph
Written by Teleplay by Stephen Kandel and Stanford Sherman, based on a story by Stephen Kandel
Production code 9733-Pt. 1
Original air date January 11, 1967 (ABC)
Guest stars

Charles Picerni
Milton Stark
Terry Moore
Hal Baylor
Joe Di Reda
Eddie Saenz
Dick Crockett
Charles Fredericks
Howard Wendell
Louis Cordova
Vincent Barbi
Jonathan Kidd
Special Guest Villain: Cesar Romero as The Joker
Extra Special Guest Villain: Burgess Meredith as The Penguin

Episode chronology
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"The Mad Hatter Runs Afoul"
Next →
"The Joker's Hard Times"

"The Zodiac Crimes" is the seventy-first episode of the Batman television series. It first aired on ABC January 11, 1967 in its second season and repeated June 14, 1967. The first of a three-part story, it was dubbed a "Batman special", simultaneously celebrating the show's one-year anniversary and helping to open ABC's "second season." It featured both Cesar Romero as The Joker and Burgess Meredith as The Penguin (dubbed as an "Extra Special Guest Villain").

Plot synopsis

The Joker pays a visit to Commissioner James Gordon's office at Police HQ and swipes a rare art map. Alerted, Batman and Robin deduce that he is plotting to commit 12 crimes based loosely on astrological signs of the zodiac and that he committed the first Zodiac Crime already by stealing the rare art map, whose initials stand for the sign of the Ram (Aries). Meanwhile, back at his hideout Joker clues the recently arrived (rather, packaged and shipped) Penguin into his astrological plan. He then gives a false clue to Batman and Robin to the effect that "Taurus The Bull is next on my show", and "You'll be singing a song of woe!" Batman and Robin deduce that Joker was telling them a lot of bull, believing that Joker's true objective involves kidnapping a famous brother-and-sister singing duo named the Twins (Gemini), who sing a song of woe, and they rush to their aid. Unknown to them, the singing duet have already been replaced by Joker's aides, and Oswald Cobblepot, a.k.a the Penguin, is waiting in the wings to ensnare Batman and Robin.

Arriving at the studio, Batman and Robin are led outside, where Penguin escapes on Joker's Boom Bug. The Dynamic Duo chase the bizarre truck, but lose The Penguin, who cleverly lifts himself off with the aid of his trusty bumbershoot and an overhead wire. While Batman and Robin are led astray, The Joker and his shapely henchwoman, Venus, make off with the true twins: the famous twin diamonds. Returning to the Batcave, The Caped Crusader learns the location of The Joker's hideout by analyzing the long wig left behind by Venus at the studio when she masqueraded as one of the Twins. Arriving at the hideout, Batman and Robin find the place deserted save for Venus, who falls for Batman and agrees to help him and Robin snare The Joker. She leads The Dynamic Duo to the opera house, where The Dastardly Duo, Joker and Penguin, plans to commit 2 Zodiac Crimes: the kidnapping of Leo Crustash (Leo The Lion and (Cancer The Crab). A fight ensues, but Joker and his minions escape, abandoning Penguin to the fate of the authorities.

Figuring that The Homicidal Harlequin is scheming to pilfer a masterpiece entitled Virgin Bereaved (Virgo The Virgin), Batman and Robin dash to The Gotham City Museum and find Joker with only his henchman Uranus - or so they think. As the artwork around them reveals themselves to be the other henchmen, the duo finds the odds going from 2-on-2 to 7-on-2. After the fight is over, Joker orders the final statue, Venus to put them under with a sleeping powder. Venus watches in horror and regret as Joker then has the Duo tied down to an altar beneath a giant meteorite, which is rigged to fall on them (and turn them into tomato paste.) when its supporting cable is severed by a revolving piece of thermite attached to a planetary mobile surrounding the great rock.

Cliffhanger Text

CAN IT BE? THE DYNAMIC DUO CRUSHED TO DEATH BY AN EIGHT TON METEORITE??
WILL THE JOKER'S PROPHECY COME TRUE?? ARE THEIR HOROSCOPES CANCELED??
IS THIS THEIR LAST STAR....??
TUNE IN TOMORROW! SAME TIME! SAME CHANNEL! SAME PERIL!!

Notes

Preceded by
The Mad Hatter Runs Afoul
(airdate January 5, 1967)
Batman (TV series) episodes
January 11, 1967
Succeeded by
The Joker's Hard Times
(airdate January 12, 1967)